Ready the Pickles, Keane Morgan is finally here!
Meet Keane in this STANDALONE romantic comedy!
(No Prior reading required)
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Keane Morgan wouldn’t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn’t want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin’ choice in the matter–at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax’s coveted parking spot at UCLA.
Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase “baby doll” with a straight face? Oh, that’s right: the kind of guy who’s a male stripper.
Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle’s answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as “Ball Peen Hammer”–which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I’d ever fall for.
Not. At. All.
No freakin’ way.
Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is.
Which I did.
What is hard as steel, gets warm in your hands, and can pound all the live long day? Why a Ball Peen Hammer of course!! What did you horny girls think I was going to say? OHH, I think I know what your mind is headed… naughty B’s all of you!
There is nothing I can say about this book except that it was pure perfection. I am no stranger to the works of the very talented Ms. Rowe. I fell in love with her and her books from my very first meeting of Mr. Jonah Faraday in The Club series. She has a way of bringing her stories to life. You feel a connection to the characters as if you know them and they too were you best friend. I also know that if it’s written by Ms. Lauren Rowe, that A- it’s going to be Amazing, and B- I’m going to fall head over feet over it. If you haven’t had the pleasure *insert eyebrow wiggle here* to indulge in one of her books yet, then I suggest you hop on pop and get-er done!
Keane Morgan is by far one of the best book boyfriends I’ve come across to date. He was funny, charming, and oh so damn sexy. The things he said, the way he moved that sinful body of his, and his dirty mouth, had me losing my damn mind! I loved watching the relationship between Keane and Maddy grow and evolve into something that was just pure magic. You ever meet someone and just instantly knew there was something so freaking awesome about them, that you were just naturally pulled into their orbit? That was Keane and Maddy’s relationship to a T. They bantered, they laughed, they teased, and had the time of their life on their 2 day road trip to LA.
I was so in love with this book and these wonderful characters that I had to send Ms. Rowe some love via text message and just praise her up and down for creating such a world where these people could live, love, and come alive. I wish Keane Morgan was a real flesh and blood man in all his Peen-tastic glory!! But I know if I ever need a reminder of just how truly fantastic Keane Morgan really was (in case I dreamed him up) all I have to do is snuggle up in my book nook, with my new teal and green mermaid blanket (yes, it’s real and so fabulous I can’t stand it myself) and get lost in some Peen time!!
I cannot wait to see where this series goes. There were a lot of fantastic characters in this series, and I cannot wait to see each one of these delicious males to fall at cupid’s tiny feet. I HIGHLY recommend this book to anyone and everyone. Mark my words ladies you won’t be sorry. You may feel hot and bothered when Mr. Peen makes his grand entrance, but you will most definitely not be sorry. You’re welcome in advance.
** ARC was kindly provided by author in exchange for an honest review **
USA Today and international bestselling author Lauren Rowe lives in San Diego, California, where, in addition to writing books, she performs with her dance/party band at events all over Southern California, writes songs, takes embarrassing photos of her Boston terrier, Buster, spends time with her family, and narrates audiobooks. Much to Lauren’s thrill, her books have been translated all over the world in multiple languages and hit multiple domestic and international bestseller lists. To find out about Lauren’s upcoming releases and giveaways, sign up for Lauren’s emails at www.LaurenRoweBooks.com or say hi to her on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram (@laurenrowebooks).